Friday, July 29, 2011

Joys of taxes

Colorado Sales Tax Rates for Dummies.
Occasionally, my printer will look at something that I am printing and insist that it is complete and utter gibberish. Sometimes, I agree with the opinion of the printer. One such time was today as I was researching the local sales tax rate for tomorrow's Handmade Hookup Craftshow. Seriously, the version that my printer printed out makes as much sense as the clear copy.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Message to the wife

The internet is for three things
My dear wife, the internet was invented for military defense, sharing scientific information, and for pornography. Not for selling your arts and crafts.

(If you are not my wife, please visit her shop Celtic Soul Jewelry and Pottery.)

Monday, July 11, 2011

Silly Blogging Rule Number 57

Silly Blogging Rule #57
For all those bloggers I read that have written a post (at one time or another) about needing a life to generate material for blog posts. Point of truth---if you have a life, you don't have time to blog. Don't believe me---just watch my blogs when my life gets interesting. The math is simple to do from that set of data: Interesting times in my life equal no blog posts.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Who is Morgan Drake Eckstein?

Hi everyone.

Hi Morgan.

I am your host Morgan Drake Eckstein.


And I will be your cartoonist today.

*half-hearted applause*

I am here to entertain you.


And educate you.

*complete and utter silence*

Ok, forget educating you.


And to convince you to visit the Etsy shop of she who must be honored.

*excessive applause*