Who is Morgan Drake Eckstein?

Hi everyone.

Hi Morgan.

I am your host Morgan Drake Eckstein.

*applause*

And I will be your cartoonist today.

*half-hearted applause*

I am here to entertain you.

*applause*

And educate you.

*complete and utter silence*

Ok, forget educating you.

*applause*

And to convince you to visit the Etsy shop of she who must be honored.

*excessive applause*