For your witchy convenience

Black cats, poppets, seven plus one packs of candles, cauldrons...

We accept galleons, sickles, knuts, and MasterWitch (tm.)...

Please make your selection...

A witchy vending machine.

Image: The inside of a vending machine with black cats, President Donald J. Trump poppets, eight packs of candles, and black mini-cauldrons.

Journalists are not targets

"I would never encourage violence towards journalists." *wink* *wink*

Just ignore what I actually post and say.

Picture: American's Troll-in-Chief, President Donald J. "Jesus" Trump stands in front of a bull's eye labelled FNN (Fake [Fraud] News Network--today's target is CNN, who will it be tomorrow? Tune in to the President's Twitter account and find out!

Red shirt sacrifice

"Look at the neat red shirt that the High Priest of Traak just gave me. I wonder what this chevron means--probably that I get to go first in the repast."

Red shirt sacrifice

Image: A person holding up a red shirt and showing it to three other people. There is a circle around a pentagram on the floor, and sitting in the middle of the circle is a fat horned smiling demon.